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Hi, I'm dead. Wanna hook up?

Low how frank thinks he owns the whole bed. 😞🐱

Low how frank thinks he owns the whole bed. 😞🐱

Only have eyes for you baby 😻😽

Only have eyes for you baby 😻😽

@kmistry93 is takin me to a gig but first let me take a selfie 😏

@kmistry93 is takin me to a gig but first let me take a selfie 😏

flipthebiscuit:


petrrcapaldi:

here’s a matt smith swinging by your dash

HE CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALLL

flipthebiscuit:

petrrcapaldi:

here’s a matt smith swinging by your dash

HE CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALLL

captain-peachy:

whynotstyless:

nappyheadet-ho-ho-hoes:

"wow! who taught you to do your makeup like that?"image

"wow! who taught you how to make that?"

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"wow! who taught you-"

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why do you know so much about sex
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why are you so calm about porn
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why do you hate people so much
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why don’t you ever hang out with anyone from your school
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what do you mean you hate this genera—
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tennant-smith-capaldi:

amazign:

kilpatrickk:

amazign:

one time i was trying to dirty talk with my ex boyfriend and i started saying ‘i’ve been a very bad girl’ and he said ‘why what have you done?’ and i didnt know what to say next so i just said ‘i’ve burnt down a house’

Is this why he’s your ex

no he’s my ex because he fucked 3 other girls

did you at least burn down his house?

wake-up-kid:


runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

Ironically, it was a dark time.

wake-up-kid:

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids

many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

Ironically, it was a dark time.

frickgerard:

[at my own wedding] can I stay in the car

kisslng:

this one time a girl told me we had the same name and I asked her what hers was

melleverdeen:

Why aren’t there more posts on here about the Scooby Doo movies? Because seriously

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these

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the

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best

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movies

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ever

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falluutboy:

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