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Hi, I'm dead. Wanna hook up?

willsicott:

tuxedoandex:

ugly:

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

what

Guardians of the Galaxy

paging-doctorfaggot:

its a great show from the gifs i’ve seen of it

santapalooza:

when someone meets me in person

santapalooza:

when someone meets me in person

statiic-in-my-head:

Simple Plan // I’m Just A Kid 
Simple Plan blog

statiic-in-my-head:

Simple Plan // I’m Just A Kid 

Simple Plan blog

the-dick-lord-levi:

So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.” 

And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.  

bandsareprettyrad:

courgegirl-messed-up:

One of my favorite quote of Malcolm in the middle.

Happy birthday to me

bandsareprettyrad:

courgegirl-messed-up:

One of my favorite quote of Malcolm in the middle.

Happy birthday to me

xensin:

LOOK AT ITS LITTLE DOUBLE CHIN

xensin:

LOOK AT ITS LITTLE DOUBLE CHIN